International Students Explaining What They Think Of Americans Might Start Another World War

We all know the stereotypes. Fat, lazy, love drinking cheap beers. Not wrong. But that doesn’t mean you have to say it, guys. Especially since this wasn’t exactly the belle of the ball of international selections either:

You come from a weak position with big talk and you get got. Learn something from Das Fuhrer, my Tootsie Pop owl-faced fraulein on the left.

The Gruber boys can go screw too:

But on the other side, we did have some fans I think. They may not be able to keep a military as a result of us but Japan really came in hot to our defense in this video:

And this kid? Everything weird and hilarious about Japan rolled up into one adorable little dork:

So here’s to you other nations of the world. Your thoughts about America are cute and possibly factually accurate but you still better watch your tone when speaking to us because you just never know when we’ll get all ornery and bomby again. #usa #aokay